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Discussion in 'Retirement Home' started by Taryth, Oct 19, 2017.

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  1. Taryth

    Taryth Administrator Staff Member

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    These are really excellent guys, keep 'em coming!
     
  2. Nebi

    Nebi Dalayan Pious Diety

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    8008135 [ calculator code ]
     
  3. iBluNT

    iBluNT Dalayan Elder

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    "......Congratulations on being our 10002th customer!"
    "You are fomelo visitor #18125"
    "Combining bad word and random name generator scripts"
     
  4. Stonewalljack

    Stonewalljack Dalayan Adventurer

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    "Reseting spell filters"
     
  5. Nebi

    Nebi Dalayan Pious Diety

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    inserting packets into your mom
     
  6. huey

    huey Dalayan Elder

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    "Loading Nadox!.............just kidding."
     
  7. AngryCow

    AngryCow Dalayan Elder

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    Ouch, right in the feels.
     
  8. AngryCow

    AngryCow Dalayan Elder

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    Turning all treasure chests into mimics

    Lands of Magic incoming...3...2...1...

    If a treant falls in a forest and nobody can hear it fall, does it make a sound?

    The following sentence is true. This loading bar is false.

    Nobody goes to that zone; it's too crowded

    Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

    Your mission is to not accept the mission. Do you accept?

    Can Tarhyl make a flame so hot even he can't touch it?

    Does the spell list of all those spell lists that do not contain themselves contain itself?
     
  9. AngryCow

    AngryCow Dalayan Elder

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    Loading Mielech's Lavatory (MielE)

    A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks "Can I join you"?

    Adding raid loot to Taryth's Little Helper
     
  10. AngryCow

    AngryCow Dalayan Elder

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    I got a fever, and the only cure is more loading bar.

    Do loading bars go backwards for followers of Gradalsh?

    Summoning an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-conning-air-djinni
     
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  11. stumps2

    stumps2 Dalayan Beginner

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    Now giving Pounders some nails

    The people of Grobb are just trolling you

    Making druids better than clerics

    Now collecting bounties on Coordinator Njorl

    Replacing dragon models with bunnies

    Replacing Old One-Eyes' monocle

    Providing carpal tunnel to fletchers

    You have become better at Irelcanees (134)

    Adding more cat pictures to the Wiki

    Arresting Gorls the Rapist

    Adding the shadows to Shadowdale
     
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  12. AngryCow

    AngryCow Dalayan Elder

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    It will be a cold day in Azzerach before this loading bar fills.

    Infecting the plaguelands...

    Do clockworks dream of electric sheep?
     
  13. Jmayzak

    Jmayzak Dalayan Elder

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    [Inserting actual advice]
     
  14. Jmayzak

    Jmayzak Dalayan Elder

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    Pick up your copy of
    Important Treatise on Iksar Anatomy
    today!
     
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    Nostrom Dalayan Adventurer

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    Making sure Lorry stays crippled...
    Swapping exodus and life fire AAs...
    Wizard Spells: Now with 120% more RNG.
    Replacing shamans with potions.

    Loading more clickies.
    Linking the Mansion of Portals to Ikisith.
     
  16. Taryth

    Taryth Administrator Staff Member

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    We'll keep this open for another week and start picking our favorites. I really like some of these - some are good and pun-ny, some are good historical references, and some are just, well, interesting.
     
  17. Jmayzak

    Jmayzak Dalayan Elder

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    This loading message is, well, interesting
     
  18. darksabbath

    darksabbath Dalayan Master

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    Just where is all that milk coming from?
    When in doubt, headpants!
    Ogres, scratching that itch since 1999..
    Dalaya's Beginners is where the cool kids hang out.
    Reseting all your dk points...
     
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    Paxit Dalayan Elder

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    Installing Loot Crates ($9.99)
     
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  20. demither

    demither Dalayan Adventurer

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    Making more room for characters to be put on the loading bar so there can be more clever puns and references in the future to look at

    I hope that fits :/
     
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