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"......Congratulations on being our 10002th customer!"
"You are fomelo visitor #18125"
"Combining bad word and random name generator scripts"
 
Turning all treasure chests into mimics

Lands of Magic incoming...3...2...1...

If a treant falls in a forest and nobody can hear it fall, does it make a sound?

The following sentence is true. This loading bar is false.

Nobody goes to that zone; it's too crowded

Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

Your mission is to not accept the mission. Do you accept?

Can Tarhyl make a flame so hot even he can't touch it?

Does the spell list of all those spell lists that do not contain themselves contain itself?
 
Loading Mielech's Lavatory (MielE)

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks "Can I join you"?

Adding raid loot to Taryth's Little Helper
 
I got a fever, and the only cure is more loading bar.

Do loading bars go backwards for followers of Gradalsh?

Summoning an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-conning-air-djinni
 
Now giving Pounders some nails

The people of Grobb are just trolling you

Making druids better than clerics

Now collecting bounties on Coordinator Njorl

Replacing dragon models with bunnies

Replacing Old One-Eyes' monocle

Providing carpal tunnel to fletchers

You have become better at Irelcanees (134)

Adding more cat pictures to the Wiki

Arresting Gorls the Rapist

Adding the shadows to Shadowdale
 
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It will be a cold day in Azzerach before this loading bar fills.

Infecting the plaguelands...

Do clockworks dream of electric sheep?
 
Making sure Lorry stays crippled...
Swapping exodus and life fire AAs...
Wizard Spells: Now with 120% more RNG.
Replacing shamans with potions.

Loading more clickies.
Linking the Mansion of Portals to Ikisith.
 
We'll keep this open for another week and start picking our favorites. I really like some of these - some are good and pun-ny, some are good historical references, and some are just, well, interesting.
 
Just where is all that milk coming from?
When in doubt, headpants!
Ogres, scratching that itch since 1999..
Dalaya's Beginners is where the cool kids hang out.
Reseting all your dk points...
 
Making more room for characters to be put on the loading bar so there can be more clever puns and references in the future to look at

I hope that fits :/
 
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