Corrupt A Wish(Game)

[Asante213]

I didn't know, where to post this, so please feel free to move, Admins/Mods!

This is a game where one person makes a wish, and the next person grants it, but at some kind of ironic expence, and makes a wish themselves.

Here is an example;

Person 1 says: "I wish I had chicken."

Person 2 says: "Granted, But u dont have no hot sauce; I wish I was a bird."

Person 3 says: "Granted, but you fly into a well. I wish I could Snowboard"

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So, I'll Start.

I Wish I Shards Of Dalaya sued blizzard

 

[Xach]

Wat

 

[Ikaa|LoveYums]

SoD wins lawsuit, Starcraft II is now scrapped cuz Blizzard is broke.

I wish Xach would quit trolling these here forums.

 

[articbre]

Granted, but starts to stalk Ikaa IRL.

I wish I hadn't played this game.

 

[Furrygamer]

Granted, but you suddenly have perma diarriah.

I wish for all 5 tomes to be completed on my main.

 

[Manluas]

Granted, but starts to stalk Ikaa IRL.

This could be very dangerous if you are the stalker.



Granted but you won't be able to use Relic or Archaic spells.
I wish we already moved and paid off the credit.

 

[Ikaa|LoveYums]

Granted, you moved and are debt free, but you live in between a child molester and a family of cannibals.

I wish i was in antigua already.

 

[Gregor]

Granted, but you can never use any kind of sun screen or seek shade.

I wish it wasn't minus 22 degrees outside today.

 

[Daelius]

granted, now its 22 kelvin outside
I wish this cold i have would go away

 

[Rendian]

Granted, but now you have large tumors growing off of the back of your legs.

I wish i was not broke.

 

[vistachiri]

Granted, but now you have large tumors growing off of the back of your legs.

I wish i was not broke.

Granted, you win the lottery. However while going to redeem your ticket you are involved in a car accident where every bone in your body is shattered.

I wish I had cigarettes right now.

 

[Furrygamer]

Granted but while lighting up you are covered in gasoline and burn to death.

I wish for world peace

 

[Daelius]

granted, but you have to die in order for it to happen

i wish it would be summer

 

[JDJersey]

Granted, but you're moved to the opposite side of the equator.

I wish I had a working lightsaber.

 

[Furrygamer]

Granted but you turn it on backwards and require surgery

I wish the show "birds of prey" would be brought back with new episodes.

 

[Daelius]

granted but all the tv's in your house simultaneously spontaneously combust and your television provider cancels service in your area.

I wish i had an ice cold brew right now

 

[Manluas]

Granted but in fact it's so cold that you freeze to death.

I wish the nights were longer.

 

[vistachiri]

Granted but while lighting up you are covered in gasoline and burn to death.

As long as I got a puff right now, I would die a happy man.

Granted but in fact it's so cold that you freeze to death.

I wish the nights were longer.

Granted, the sun goes out, ushering in an era of eternal night.

I wish to punch someone in the ear

 

[NeoReloaded]

Granted, but it turns out to be your own ear and you get a concussion.

I wish that Kyeld would stop wearing musty Timbos and buy some fresh ones.

 

[Frewee]

Granted, but it turns out to be your own ear and you get a concussion.

I wish that Kyeld would stop wearing musty Timbos and buy some fresh ones.

Granted, but you must still contend with his under-roo's.
I wish the Ravens win in the playoffs.