Shitty EM applications (for lolling purposes)

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  1. zodium

    zodium Dalayan Elder

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    Will go here!
     
  2. zodium

    zodium Dalayan Elder

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    Berktin
    The kobald King event. Made for level 10-20 and is a survival run.

    GM-Berktin announces GM event in the warrens lvl 10-20 pst for summons.

    zones filled with 36 10-20's and The fun begins.

    The kobald king Says" My people have ruled against me in their courts and have sentenced me to die. If you protect me weary travelers then I shall award you with my richs"

    The player says " I shall aid you"

    Spawned 10 kobald scouts INC

    The King Says " Here they come quickly form a wall"

    Kobald scout x10 slaughtered by their newbie hands.

    The king says " Thank you but i fear this has just begun , quick to the river we must secure the river! "

    You have arrived at the river

    The King says " Ok now we must be on our quard. These foul times have made my fur turn to grey. Thoose who raised up against me will pay for their betrayal. "

    Spawned 5kobald scouts 3 kobald seer's

    slain kobalds x10

    The King says " Now quickly before they find us again we must go to my thorne room and ride them of their lives. "

    Spawn 5 kobald scouts 5 kobald seers 5 kobald elders along the path to the throne room

    The kings says" Good now that we are here i can get my throne back please ride me of these unwanted scum. Kill the ones who rest on my thorne as if it was their own. "

    Spawn lvl 21 kobald warrior has alot of hp

    The king says " KILL!!! HIM!!!! "

    lvl 21 kobald warrior slain.

    Spawn lvl 23 kobald wizard.

    The king says " Don't let him get away. "

    a lvl 23 kobald has been slain

    The King says " Good I think it's finnaly over you can rest now my friends. You will all be rewarded for your services. "

    spawn 15 kobald scouts inc

    The king says " quick to your feet and weild your swords protect me at all costs. "

    15 kobals slain

    The king says "you have done well rest now for you have completted your task the evil have been struck down and I have reclaimed my thorne as the King. You each will recieve what is rightfully yours for your trouble."

    fame points rewarded to each who survived and some rewarded to thoose who didn't


    Berktin 2.6 years on this server and don't plan on stoppin anytime soon.
     
  3. Wiz

    Wiz NOT DONATING *EVER*

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    Sharing this awesome old gem that was previously only available to administrators with the playerbase as a whole.

    This was a completely, 100% serious application when we recruited event masters back in the day.
     
  4. Liam

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    It was my single most favorite application throughout all my time on staff
     
  5. Thinkmeats

    Thinkmeats War Is Good For Business

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    this is perhaps the best post on SoD
     
  6. iaeolan

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    Spawned 5kobald scouts 3 kobald seer's

    slain kobalds x10
     
  7. Aaubert

    Aaubert Dalayan Beginner

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    now... i'm not smart. i'm not a good person even. And i really don't think that it was a good application. but I'm curious... why is this *so* horrible. yeah, its linear, yeah, its basically something that could be scripted without a GM ever being present, but could you (wiz/tm/zod) pick it apart and explain why its SO horrible?
     
  8. Wiz

    Wiz NOT DONATING *EVER*

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    The king says " KILL!!! HIM!!!! "
     
  9. Aaubert

    Aaubert Dalayan Beginner

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    got any good applications you could link up? would be interesting imo.
     
  10. Wiz

    Wiz NOT DONATING *EVER*

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    The King says " Now quickly before they find us again we must go to my thorne room and ride them of their lives. "
     
  11. robopirateninja

    robopirateninja Staff Emeritus

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    If you can't bother to spellcheck or proofread your application they probably don't want your caliber of work going into their game.
     
  12. Wiz

    Wiz NOT DONATING *EVER*

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    Ding ding ding ding.
     
  13. Thinkmeats

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    fame points rewarded to each who survived and some rewarded to thoose who didn't
     
  14. Jun

    Jun Dalayan Beginner

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    Toolis is responsible for this thread... a few know what I'm talkin about
     
  15. TapeinV

    TapeinV Dalayan Elder

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    lolololol EPIC QUEST!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Tryfaen Dalayan Adventurer

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  17. robopirateninja

    robopirateninja Staff Emeritus

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    Are there any more awesome applications for Event GM/Item Design/Quest design? I have a strange love for watching people fail.
     
  18. Thinkmeats

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    yea, but nothing on this level of crappiness. plus we dont like to post them publically since it makes people nervous about applying and such

    i think this one got moved here because its just so bad
     
  19. Liam

    Liam hooah

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    its also very old
     
  20. Thinkmeats

    Thinkmeats War Is Good For Business

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    that too
     

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