SOD IS DEAD (GM Edit: Now with Haiku Contest!)

Well, if it's Wold that's running the contest for fame, I might as well pander.

I just want to bitch;
I don't really care who at.
Fuck you guys, serve me.

Work hard in Prison,
Finally free Admyrrza,
what did we expect?!
 
Be sure to edit your posts to include a character name if you do not have one in your sig. Top 15 Haiku's will get 10 fame - meaning if one person writes 5 top 15 Haikus he nets 50 fame.

Winner gets a 25 bonus.

Judged by me, but in all honesty I am digging the ironic jabs at nerfs as much as I am the lighthearted ones. No need to pander!

Open to staff (They never have a chance to get fame *ever* so give them a break here, I will be objective as possible)

Closes Friday.

SoD is ded.
 
I have combined these to tell a story



Players on server
Lower than number before
Due to item change

Each change is the worst
This would never happen if
They read my posting

More tomes than bookstore
Sit immobile, shout at screen
Do you even play?

You will be sorry
Now I will delete myself
For about a week

Fuck you scum GMs
Fuck you also to pig devs
Time to do some drugs
 
I won this sweet staff
Dev says fight was too easy
Who wants this muffin

Here's why shards is dead
Slaar, Woldo, Wiz, Krista, Tao
Tinfoil is my hat

My password won't work
I try again and again
Oh caps lock is on

Bored at work thanks for the entertainment!
 
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