SOD IS DEAD (GM Edit: Now with Haiku Contest!)

[fuwok]

paid real money for
my character but now I
am just a banned jerk

 

[fuwok]

Replaced my life with
RPG Game. A Good plan
Dev-Slaar has cute feet.

 

[saintonan]

SoD is dead
If no one plays this game now
Why do I need fame

 

[fuwok]

I won a loot roll
Belt tightens around my neck
Autoerotic

 

[fuwok]

Cocaine price is up
Masturbating is still free
so is S O D

 

[Nebi]

<Deein> estan de pinga - (you guys are fucked up)
<Deein> horas sin algo nuevo - (hours without getting anything new)
<Deein> tremenda mierda - (total bullshit)

 

[Lleoc]

You have been banned for
the following reason: No
reason specified.

 

[jules4099]

Hatfields and McCoys
One of them cares not so much
That Dalaya's dead

Gamot

 

[Breigon]

sod is dead like dirt
No wait its really alive
The cake is a lie

Fixed!

 

[ttime123]

Oh I'm in a raid
Forgot what I was told
Dam I'm dead

 

[ttime123]

Wow in shadowdale
The Queen is in our grits
Would have been nice to have some coffee

 

[fuwok]

Game balance was good
Woldaff came back to fix it
jerks off in your face

 

[fuwok]

Bitter assholes who
complain about the fun free game
suck whale's ocean cock

 

[ttime123]

What do you know in Mielc
Got lost asked directions
Didn't know he was the blind historian

 

[Breigon]

Monks with flying kick
But wait use round kick
Force of body killed sod

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Monks thought they could tank
But now they get ganked
Hey, at least you can still feign

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Monks with bane thought they could feign
Little did they know
Their efforts were in vain


Disclaimer: None of the above haikus (rather attempts at haikus) should be taken as my stance on the issues they poke fun.

 

[ttime123]

Well im in a war
Don't know what thats for
Can I get ported to bind

 

[taosanterior]

Here's a suggestion:
New game called Zombies of SoD
Being dead is fun!

Edit: are haiku supposed to have punctuation?
Also, is the plural of haiku still haiku?

 

[ttime123]

You know I'm lagging bad
Gm's need to fix this crap
Can I have a rego

 

[Zierham]

Haiku

I start playing game
Having lots of fun with it
Necrophilia?

 

[JesusPrice]

SKs need more Scythe.
I only play for more Scythe.
Give me all the Scythe.

Forever, I farm.
All Scythe will belong to me,
in the future, yet.

Farm Spectral Hunter!
I caved, and bought Mithril Scythe,
Now I farm listsold.

Pet so worthless,
My pet pulls so many trains,
I died, can't use Scythe.

I farm forever,
Terror Master G-ziilakh.
Lend me your visage!

Pewaa is your friend.
Pewaa plays in SoD.
Shadow Knight for Life.