SOD IS DEAD (GM Edit: Now with Haiku Contest!)

Discussion in 'Gold Mine' started by epyon230, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. ttime123

    ttime123 Dalayan Adventurer

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    better charm needed
    i need one more relic
    dam i'm hungry
     
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  2. Ludovician

    Ludovician Dalayan Elder

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    I don't ever die
    Kill me, i pop up at bind
    Wipes are for asses

    furious fingers
    Green text insults turn me on
    fuck you ooc
     
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  3. Breigon

    Breigon Dalayan Adventurer

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    Prophecy steals candy canes
    But we like to share them too
    Worse when they steal you

    Toons get nerfed hard
    But at least we have a bard
    Jingle by demand. SING!
     
  4. Tevinter

    Tevinter Dalayan Pious Diety

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    I am the best rogue
    I use a spear and GHoT
    I killed Ess Oh Dee
     
  5. Breigon

    Breigon Dalayan Adventurer

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    Players are trying
    Want to win the game too fast
    Will not move the wall

    Run out of X P
    Nothing left for me to do
    S O D is Dead

    Fire, Frost, Earth, Air
    Thaz is the place to be
    Why is it so empty
     
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  6. taosanterior

    taosanterior Dalayan Elder

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    Maybe this should be
    Posted at the start of all
    Future haiku threads

    BUT

    Reading failed haiku
    Is sometimes even more fun
    Than reading real ones
     
  7. Rorne

    Rorne The sad fish is a reactionary creature; an enemy o

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    Log in to the game
    So many things to do still
    Might as well log off
     
  8. Rorne

    Rorne The sad fish is a reactionary creature; an enemy o

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    EXP bar full
    But what is this trickery
    Now it is empty?
     
  9. chaot

    chaot Dalayan Beginner

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    Sod on my boots - cold
    all - did I die - or is sod
    dead and rot - hot?

    --
    Chaot
     
  10. Waldoff

    Waldoff Administrator Staff Member

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    Winners will be announced tonight. Feel free to talk about which ones were most awesome in the thread.

    Going to give everyone who participated with haikus some small fame.

    Thank you Versul for a wonderful thread.
     
  11. fuwok

    fuwok Dalayan Pious Diety

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    Slaariel the jerk
    nerfs the ikisith content
    Our 9/11
     
  12. booster

    booster Dalayan Master

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    ikaa please come back
    all these GM events suck.
    hit boxes? really?
     
  13. sheer1

    sheer1 Dalayan Elder

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    haikus by fuwok
    can not ever get enough
    give him all the fame
     
  14. Ludovician

    Ludovician Dalayan Elder

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    Woldo, you have lied
    promised it would be tonight
    You reveal winners
     
  15. Animand

    Animand Dalayan Elder

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    Only a moron
    Would ever have believed him.
    Get your fame next year.
     
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  16. Ludovician

    Ludovician Dalayan Elder

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    Wow I had no clue
    He's that unreliable
    Sucks for us I guess
     
  17. Waldoff

    Waldoff Administrator Staff Member

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    It is 9:45. Still very much within the time promised.
     
  18. Ludovician

    Ludovician Dalayan Elder

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    Cless started it.

    I didn't know you were a west coaster!
     
  19. Tevinter

    Tevinter Dalayan Pious Diety

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    Never announced
    Nobody knows the winner
    Good weekend away
     
  20. Waldoff

    Waldoff Administrator Staff Member

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    Winners:

    The xp and money
    is a carrot on a stick
    nerfed just as i arive

    Evye


    Group seeks tank and heals.
    No, we’re full on D P S.
    Group seeks tank and heals.

    Raxton


    Players on server
    Lower than number before
    Due to item change
    Each change is the worst
    This would never happen if
    They read my posting
    More tomes than bookstore
    Sit immobile, shout at screen
    Do you even play?
    You will be sorry
    Now I will delete myself
    For about a week
    Fuck you scum GMs
    Fuck you also to pig devs
    Time to do some drugs

    Gerick


    Here's why shards is dead
    Slaar, Woldo, Wiz, Krista, Tao
    Tinfoil is my hat

    Ludovician


    SoD is dead
    If no one plays this game now
    Why do I need fame

    Barbii


    I won a loot roll
    Belt tightens around my neck
    Autoerotic

    Fuwok


    outside of chillville this is easily the best thread ive ever read.
    have more tomes to read
    now i have to play this game?
    drink alone at night

    Reehs


    My items got nerfed
    This game is going to hell
    I miss Wiz so much

    Torleran


    My name is Devboy
    I make new zones, then I quit
    It's all bugged for life

    Daffie


    Never nerf my hate.
    Assault of Shadows, Terror.
    afk shower

    Nathasar


    I don't even play
    How did I get here again?
    Very old bookmark.
    I think I will go
    To Suggestions and Requests
    To tell you what's wrong.

    Loxo


    have something to say
    why is no one listening
    dev conspiracy

    Reehs


    tier thirteen too strong
    let me fix that gear for you
    tier nine there you go

    Dicerolla



    Log in to the game
    So many things to do still
    Might as well log off

    Gerick


    Slaariel the jerk
    nerfs the ikisith content
    Our 9/11

    Fuwok


    Fame doled out for winners. Supreme winner will be chosen tomorrow. Because I am tired. So there.
     

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